Site Statistics

Site Statistics
Total Hits to the system	3,681,486
Number of active users	7
Stories (Comments) in the system	1,400 (1,293)
Static Pages	17
Posts deleted as spam	116,170
Items in Media Gallery	5374
Links (Clicks) in the System	13 (3,231)
Polls (Answers) in the system	1 (5)
Events in the system	33

Top Ten Viewed Stories

Story Title	Views
There's no place like 127.0.0.1	88,277
Joy of Tech	43,624
Indian Business School	14,138
Aussie Joke	8,605
Vernon Koekemoer	2,382
A man`s first moment of happiness...	1,961
Cheap anti-gravity device	1,744
The Pope in Heaven	1,684
The meaning of service.....	1,293
World's sexiest electric car	1,276

Top Ten Commented Stories

Story Title	Comments
There's no place like 127.0.0.1	14
Obstacles	12
A New Toy...	10
All I want for uKreasemiss....	10
Let's see if anyone is sharp enough to understand this pic	9
Garage Days Revisited	9
The Gerbil Incident	9
Fire The Grid : Be Defined	9
WTF is wrong with this country ?	8
Only In SA...	7

Top Ten Trackback Commented Stories

Story Title	Comments
There's no place like 127.0.0.1	5
Cow kills man for sex	1
Electricity 101 : Basic Terminology	1
DNA Secrets	1
Pills	1
Why women go to the toilet in pairs	1

Top Ten Emailed Stories

Story Title	Emails
Really Bitter Break-Ups	2
It`s a girl !!!!	2
Thought of the day...	2
FeeFiFoFum : Time Waits - Demo Single	2
Cat vs Printer	2
What kids read in Belgium....	2
Communication Gap or hearing problem?	2
Indian Business School	1
Conan Walker lever	1
Those blondes, again...	1

Top Ten Static Pages

Page Title	Hits
The Playground	2,902
Daily Crossword	2,351
The Sudoku Pages	2,310
Daily Dilbert	2,183
uKrease`s Online Mall	2,164
uKrease.co.za Google Search Page	860
AJAX Examples	314
Div styles for the site	288
Elena	264
Irritation	263

Top Ten Rated Media Items

Media Item	Rating
image021	10.00/10.00
DoubleFrangelico learning to clean Tiger Prawns	7.00/10.00
Wackhead Simpson prank calls a UK retail store	5.67/10.00

Top Ten Viewed Media Items

Media Item	Views
Wackhead Simpson prank calls a UK retail store	2834
DoubleFrangelico learning to clean Tiger Prawns	743
Confusion reigns in the White House	339
Snipers playing hide and seek	308
Don't touch my bone!	247
Danel Freitas Capelo	245
The walls and stuff are made from lava rock	241
Inner Child	224
Angry Kid	219
South African style on ice, check the plakkies out	213

Top Ten Most Viewed Topics

Subject	Views
Last poster wins...	79119
Let the pics begin....	59939
Quotes from famous or not so famous people...	55637
Quick Jokes ...	40675
Don`t you just hate it when...	37166
What song are you listening to now ?	35108
The Never Ending Story	27522
Logo Quiz	26836
Fun Facts	25259
Cool stuff I found on the net	24886

Top Ten Most Active Topics

Subject	Replies
Last poster wins...	1151
Quotes from famous or not so famous people...	660
Let the pics begin....	594
Quick Jokes ...	571
What song are you listening to now ?	384
Don`t you just hate it when...	331
The Never Ending Story	231
Logo Quiz	226
Fun Facts	217
Cool stuff I found on the net	214

Top Ten Links

Links	Hits
Media Gallery	379
Techies Seffrica	346
Rose D One	314
DaBeastMan`s Stumble Site	312
phorum.co.za	298
Stress Reliever	295
Sleepy River	295
The Virtual Absinthe Museum	267
Belly Dancing shows and classes	250
Guitar Center	244

Top Ten Polls

Poll Question	Votes
Were you drunk this weekend ?	5

Top Ten Events

Event	Hits
Easter Oppikoppi	276
Camping at Sleepy river ?	250
UKREASEMISS !!	244
Boxing Day	241
LAN Weekend	235
Wicked Trinity's Birfday	234
Camping at Gambits place	233
Sparafucile Birthday	217
Kim's Birthday	199
Nats and Al's 3rd Anniversary	199