Site Statistics

Site Statistics
Total Hits to the system	3,691,445
Number of active users	8
Stories (Comments) in the system	1,407 (1,295)
Static Pages	17
Posts deleted as spam	116,192
Items in Media Gallery	5375
Links (Clicks) in the System	13 (3,239)
Polls (Answers) in the system	1 (5)
Events in the system	33

Top Ten Viewed Stories

Story Title	Views
There's no place like 127.0.0.1	88,386
Joy of Tech	43,624
Indian Business School	14,142
Aussie Joke	8,607
Vernon Koekemoer	2,391
A man`s first moment of happiness...	1,962
Cheap anti-gravity device	1,744
The Pope in Heaven	1,684
The meaning of service.....	1,302
World's sexiest electric car	1,277

Top Ten Commented Stories

Story Title	Comments
There's no place like 127.0.0.1	14
Obstacles	12
A New Toy...	10
All I want for uKreasemiss....	10
Fire The Grid : Be Defined	9
Let's see if anyone is sharp enough to understand this pic	9
Garage Days Revisited	9
The Gerbil Incident	9
WTF is wrong with this country ?	8
It`s Wicked-Trinity`s Birthday Today	7

Top Ten Trackback Commented Stories

Story Title	Comments
There's no place like 127.0.0.1	5
Pills	1
Why women go to the toilet in pairs	1
Cow kills man for sex	1
Electricity 101 : Basic Terminology	1
DNA Secrets	1

Top Ten Emailed Stories

Story Title	Emails
Really Bitter Break-Ups	2
It`s a girl !!!!	2
Thought of the day...	2
FeeFiFoFum : Time Waits - Demo Single	2
Cat vs Printer	2
What kids read in Belgium....	2
Communication Gap or hearing problem?	2
Indian Business School	1
Conan Walker lever	1
Those blondes, again...	1

Top Ten Static Pages

Page Title	Hits
The Playground	2,952
Daily Crossword	2,380
The Sudoku Pages	2,315
Daily Dilbert	2,190
uKrease`s Online Mall	2,173
uKrease.co.za Google Search Page	864
AJAX Examples	316
Div styles for the site	289
Irritation	264
Elena	264

Top Ten Rated Media Items

Media Item	Rating
image021	10.00/10.00
DoubleFrangelico learning to clean Tiger Prawns	7.00/10.00
Wackhead Simpson prank calls a UK retail store	5.67/10.00

Top Ten Viewed Media Items

Media Item	Views
Wackhead Simpson prank calls a UK retail store	2856
DoubleFrangelico learning to clean Tiger Prawns	754
Confusion reigns in the White House	341
Snipers playing hide and seek	310
Don't touch my bone!	249
Danel Freitas Capelo	246
The walls and stuff are made from lava rock	242
Inner Child	226
Angry Kid	220
South African style on ice, check the plakkies out	215

Top Ten Most Viewed Topics

Subject	Views
Last poster wins...	79167
Let the pics begin....	59970
Quotes from famous or not so famous people...	55680
Quick Jokes ...	40730
Don`t you just hate it when...	37175
What song are you listening to now ?	35129
The Never Ending Story	27529
Logo Quiz	26840
Fun Facts	25267
Cool stuff I found on the net	24901

Top Ten Most Active Topics

Subject	Replies
Last poster wins...	1151
Quotes from famous or not so famous people...	660
Let the pics begin....	594
Quick Jokes ...	574
What song are you listening to now ?	384
Don`t you just hate it when...	331
The Never Ending Story	231
Logo Quiz	226
Fun Facts	217
Cool stuff I found on the net	214

Top Ten Links

Links	Hits
Media Gallery	380
Techies Seffrica	347
Rose D One	316
DaBeastMan`s Stumble Site	312
phorum.co.za	299
Stress Reliever	295
Sleepy River	295
The Virtual Absinthe Museum	267
Belly Dancing shows and classes	251
Guitar Center	246

Top Ten Polls

Poll Question	Votes
Were you drunk this weekend ?	5

Top Ten Events

Event	Hits
Easter Oppikoppi	279
Camping at Sleepy river ?	252
UKREASEMISS !!	245
Boxing Day	243
LAN Weekend	237
Camping at Gambits place	235
Wicked Trinity's Birfday	235
Sparafucile Birthday	218
Kim's Birthday	201
Nats and Al's 3rd Anniversary	201