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Thursday, February 09 2012 @ 08:28 PM SAST

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There`s some funny stuph going on here...this is where I experiment with different pieces of content, code and layouts to test new ideas. if you have any ideas in terms of any of these then let me know and they could be in corporated into the final layout.

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Nessie:    
I definitely ran off with Justin Bieber's plumber
splasher:    
..oi..this is my joke..get your own joke..
uKrease:    
Out.
uKrease:    
Done.
uKrease:    
Gone.
uKrease:    
Finished.
uKrease:    
Over.
uKrease:    
It is ukreased
splasher:    
..it has gone to met it's maker..
splasher:    
..morte!!
splasher:    
..pining for the fjords..
splasher:    
..vrek..!!
splasher:    
..it is no more..
splasher:    
wow...81 days between posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!
uKrease:    
It is indeed as dead as some doodoo
uKrease:    
Hey well lookie there, I remembered my login
splasher:    
..it is deceased...
splasher:    
...this site is as dead as a parrot..
splasher:    
......anyone out there???????
splasher:    
.....helooooooooooooooo
splasher:    
..just me...even Asteroid has foxtrotted oscar..
splasher:    
..you can't have your falafel and beat it..
splasher:    
..which just goes to show..!!!
splasher:    
...wow...Web Master has been AWOL since the 11th November...91 days and no problems on the site..
splasher:    
..gone on an expedition to find the long lost Dragon Pomegranite. Keeper of the Sacred Key to the Chamber of Radarless bats?
splasher:    
..a bad itch and a monk??
splasher:    
...a Catholic priest with a boomerang and a packets of Beechies.
splasher:    
...a french poodle and three Red Bulls..
splasher:    
...a Danny the Dolphin salesman with one testicle missing..
splasher:    
....Engelbert Humberdink and his collection of butterflies.
splasher:    
...a pork chop and Zeus??
splasher:    
...14 llammas and a recalcitrant opera singer??
splasher:    
..a circumcised Leprachaun from Invercargill?
splasher:    
..you're not going to answer me..are you??
splasher:    
...condom recycler from the Phillipines??
splasher:    
...Justin Bieber's plumber??
splasher:    
....Polish motrobike mechanic with a free ticket to see Heather McCartney singing "I'm Jake the Peg"?
splasher:    
..a nail biting sewerage worker from Harare??
splasher:    
....an Estonian stamp collector with malaria?
splasher:    
..a geriatric philatelist from Antwerp?
splasher:    
..a semi retired dipstick manufacturer from Dusseldorf?
splasher:    
....a three fingered proctologist from the Canary Islands??
splasher:    
..a plasticine replica of the left wing of a duckbilled platypus?
splasher:    
..an inebriated parasailor from Timbuktu?
splasher:    
..a hermaphrodite traffic officer from Hoboken??
splasher:    
..perhaps a one armed gynaecologist from the Faroe Islands??
splasher:    
a feather duster manufacturer from Argentina?
splasher:    
..a drunk sailor from Vladivostok??
splasher:    
..or a Nabatean Crossdresser??
splasher:    
Has she run off with a Russian Cossack??
splasher:    
Ah..I thought you and Her Herness were Fluffy and Fluffess..
uKrease:    
I`m afraid I don`t believe I`ve ever had any of those...gabbas things
splasher:    
So you got no more gabbas???
uKrease:    
They just......left
splasher:    
WARDIDAYDOO??
uKrease:    
I did nothing to any of them, they did it to themselves
splasher:    
What have you done with Her Herness..and all the other kitchen people..
splasher:    
Nah..I've already looked there...
uKrease:    
Ahoy splashy...I remembered where this old site was and thought I`d drop in...seems very quiethere, perhaps I should invite some nanobots to pull in here...
uKrease:    
Its near the bar, on the right
splasher:    
I'd turn off the lights but I don't know where the switch is.
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