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Friday, September 03 2010 @ 04:51 PM EDT

The Playground

There`s some funny stuph going on here...this is where I experiment with different pieces of content, code and layouts to test new ideas. if you have any ideas in terms of any of these then let me know and they could be in corporated into the final layout.

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uKrease:    
Well it might look good, as for the smell...well....
BongMasteR:    
tell that to my STDs
splasher:    
lol..it's your site Oompie..as ol Richard the Lionfart used to say.."if it looks good, and smells good, go for it..
uKrease:    
So you are giving me permission to change the site ?
splasher:    
I'm for anything that gets more bums in seats.etc..
uKrease:    
Maybe this site sucks...its not Web2.0, people want the interactive 'post this shit to all my friends' kinda vibe...we have to get splashers permission to embark on a site re-design
BongMasteR:    
I dont get it man. this is a fun site. even shitty forum sites have lots of peeps. wtf?
splasher:    
We need more poeples..
splasher:    
Not the busiest site now ..is it..
BongMasteR:    
koo-koo koo-koo
uKrease:    
Mad
splasher:    
Where have you all gone?
Nessie:    
No.
splasher:    
Anybody out there??
splasher:    
[is Gambetti referring to Asteroid??
Gambit:    
its gonna be hhhhuuuuuggggeeeee
splasher:    
Asteroid strikes again!!
AstridMae:    
okay i must go now, I have made my yearly appearance here, don't all cry at once.....
AstridMae:    
thanks Nessie and keees for Walmart
AstridMae:    
thanks Nessie and keees for Walmart
BongMasteR:    
Astrid is really Avril?
AstridMae:    
why did you have to and make this sooooooooooo complicated
Nessie:    
I have two words, Astrid. Avril. Lavigne.
AstridMae:    
to me or Nessie ?
BongMasteR:    
heeey. was wondering what happened to you
AstridMae:    
hey Nessie, just looking for some more Ammo
Nessie:    
Wazzup Astrid!
AstridMae:    
hello crackheads
BongMasteR:    
frantically trying to finish all my shit so I can go home on time
uKrease:    
k.oban...welcome to the site
Nessie:    
LoL! Spalshy!
Nessie:    
I slaved away spalshy... sigh... Bravo on your 100%
splasher:    
100%..whoo hoo..
uKrease:    
How was Oppi ? Post some more pics
BongMasteR:    
sup dudes
splasher:    
..still had to do the ironing??
Nessie:    
Thanks splashy, although it didn't really feel like women's day...
splasher:    
Happy Aunty's day for yesterday!!
Gambit:    
hehe, a toasted ham&shit - no lettuce
splasher:    
Akshooli it would be a shit ham sarmi..
splasher:    
I would say you need to get another caterer..
Gambit:    
our dna is 96% monkey...so if I give you a sandwich with 4% ham and 96% shit - will you be willing to call it a ham sandwich?
splasher:    
Although I am from Africa I am not a monkey...I resemble that!!
uKrease:    
That is just waaaay too deeep Gambit
Gambit:    
at the end of the day we are just a bunch of monkeys trapped on this ball of earth flying through the galaxy!
uKrease:    
Asteroid is busy with her interplanetary relations now, she only swings past our atmosphere every so often
BongMasteR:    
what happened to Astrid? doesnt she love us anymore?
Satan Himself:    
splasher:    
erk...now it is
splasher:    
Not working.
Nessie:    
Nothing like a change to shake things up a bit... Morning peeps.
BongMasteR:    
morning all
BongMasteR:    
good idea
splasher:    
ek se f*kk*l....
uKrease:    
...new l;ook `n feel...new ideas...
uKrease:    
..so I was thinking about installing a totally different system for the site..
uKrease:    
..and the style is not Web 2.0...no social networking capabilities..
uKrease:    
..this code is getting old and is too hectic to maintain....
uKrease:    
So I was thinking about putting up a new site for ukrease.co.za...
BongMasteR:    
hi gambi
Nessie:    
Howzit Bongo!
BongMasteR:    
Morning Nessie doll
BongMasteR:    
Stoffie.... hahahahas
BongMasteR:    
woohoo I won 20q
Nessie:    
So its nothing personal then... Thats cool!
WantonSexGoddess:    
Cause they only take 12 students for the programme a year. Just got to keep on applying every year until I get lucky.
BongMasteR:    
WSG - how come?
Nessie:    
Oh dear. How rude!
WantonSexGoddess:    
I just got rejected by Wits for my MA next year... I need a drink.
Nessie:    
Why thank you splashy
splasher:    
Well done Nessiwe!!
Nessie:    
Bravo WSG! That was a good one.
WantonSexGoddess:    
whoop whoop!
splasher:    
WSGtjie is the winner...
splasher:    
No..it just kicks straight back to the home page..
uKrease:    
Do you get any error messagse when you try to post in the comments Splashiwe ?
splasher:    
but I reckon Nessiwe will be in the library doing research on the intangible effects of blowing the vuvuzela on the mating habits of the Eritrean Vespa Dung Beetle..
splasher:    
I can't post in the comments..
splasher:    
..moving along happily...
BongMasteR:    
yup
Nessie:    
Why are you hurting? Babalaas?
BongMasteR:    
ugh. hurting too much to think today. I'll try again on monday
Nessie:    
Right back at ya Bongo!
BongMasteR:    
happy friday
BongMasteR:    
hullo ladies
splasher:    
..should've told the SA World Cup Commitee BEFORE they built all those stadiums!
splasher:    
So..football teams do not play in stadiums...
uKrease:    
If you get any strange errors on the site please let me know...routine maintenance being done, nothing major...
uKrease:    
Nessie:    
Thats ok splashy... I do it to... sigh
splasher:    
..as is my wont..
splasher:    
just talking to myself..
splasher:    
[to no one in particular as no one is online]
splasher:    
hello
Nessie:    
Hi Bongo
BongMasteR:    
hallo
Nessie:    
Heya Rat!
splasher:    
I can't post in the forum..
Nessie:    
Woohoo!
splasher:    
Messie is the winner..!!
BongMasteR:    
LET'S DANCE
Nessie:    
Allah be praised!
uKrease:    
Its F-F-F-Friiidaaaaaay
uKrease:    
BongM try the photo upload thingum again...it might just work
uKrease:    
I`l look into the image thingy BongM...Feeshy went on vacation, he got back recently and told me he was gonna spend some more time resting
splasher:    
pomp en jive..ekse
splasher:    
Herness..it's the song about the birds and the bees..
splasher:    
Feeshy drowned..No??
BongMasteR:    
just FYI, I'm still getting the error when trying to contribute with images - Mime type, , or extension of 19396 Nandos Mexicans1b.jpg not in list of allowed types
Nessie:    
Instinct.
uKrease:    
Feeshy was complaining about the noise, said it sounded like some Arabian cat getting strangled
splasher:    
So how do you know I wasn't in key??
Nessie:    
Nope.
splasher:    
I was in key...you never heard the piaba song before....?
Nessie:    
???
Nessie:    
You can only sing if you stay in key, splashy.
splasher:    
I never knew..now I know..
Nessie:    
I know I'm deranged Bongo, in fact, loads of people know I'm deranged.
splasher:    
Sheesh!
splasher:    
Can't a guy sing??
splasher:    
I was merely singing...
BongMasteR:    
you know that multiple question marks is the sign of a deranged mind right?
BongMasteR:    
that was an error message for the webmaster's attention. I got it when trying to contribure a pic
Nessie:    
What the hell is going on in this damn chatterblock??? Nothing makes sense anymore. Splashy is rambling... Bongo is talking gibberish...
BongMasteR:    
Mime type, , or extension of 05062010005.jpg not in list of allowed types.
BongMasteR:    
Mime type, , or extension of 05062010005.png not in list of allowed types.
splasher:    
and the famous grandy scratch scratch...
splasher:    
The lily root, gully root, belly root uhm..
splasher:    
NO!!
uKrease:    
Have you been smoking the local cuisine splooshy ?
splasher:    
and the Ton Ton call baka lemon grass...
splasher:    
..okie dokie..it worked..
splasher:    
..can't post in the forums...
splasher:    
..and the man piaba
splasher:    
The woman piaba...
BongMasteR:    
goddamn. my machine is 2 days old and already have spyware
uKrease:    
Yo splishy, in my attempts to further strengthen the server against hackers, some things went wonky, so I unwonkied them. LEt me know if it goes on and I`ll open another bottle of whiskey and try fix it
uKrease:    
Hurrah !!!!
BongMasteR:    
FRIDAY
splasher:    
in the forum
splasher:    
Internal server error
BongMasteR:    
that penguin joke was classic splash
uKrease:    
Busy here too
BongMasteR:    
aaaaargh so busy. wassup dudes
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