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PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:07 pm    Post subject: Fun Facts Reply with quote

The place to post all your Amusing Facts, Useless Facts, Strange Facts, Weird Facts and Bizarre Facts

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave

In 1985, a pregnant women was falsely accused of shoplifting a basketball.

A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day.

An office desk has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A blind chameleon is still able to change his colour....siriyaas !!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anyone under the age of 21 who takes out household trash containing even a single empty alcohol beverage container can be charged with illegal possession of alcohol in Missouri.
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According to psychologists, the shoe and the foot are the most common sources of sexual fetishism in Western society.

During World War II, condoms were used to cover rifle barrels from being damaged by salt water as the soldiers swam to shore.

Impotence is grounds for divorce in 26 U.S. states.

The sperm count of an average American male compared to thirty years ago is down thirty percent.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The national anthem of the US, the "Star-Spangled Banner," was written to the tune of a drinking song.

"Ohhhhhhohohh shhhhaayye can yooo sheeeeee, baaaaa the dawnsssshhhiiiiilly liiiight...."
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The cornea is the only part of the human body that does not receive its oxygen from the blood...it gets it directly from the air outside ?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

An asteroid 500 metres in size, with the rather obscure name of 2006 BQ6, will pass within 14LD of the Earth`s atmosphere on 29th July 2006....

LD is the unit of measurement used to measure how far away the asteroid is, with 1LD = 384,401 kilometers.

In the case of 2006BQ6 it will pass 5,381,614 kilometers from our atmosphere, close enough to be classified as a potentially hazardous asteroid.

Well I never !!
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I assume an "LD" is a "Light Day", which I would suspect is about 365 times smaller than a Light Year ???
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

smotter wrote:
I assume an "LD" is a "Light Day", which I would suspect is about 365 times smaller than a Light Year ???


LD represents Lunar Distance...the distance between the Earth and the Moon :)
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok Ok Ok ... I can't ALWAYS be right, you know .....

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

uKrease wrote:
LD represents Lunar Distance...the distance between the Earth and the Moon :)


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So it's gonna pass 14 times further than the moon from earth, so if that marks the asteroid as potentially hazardous, what does that mark the moon as? A "O fok ons is in die kak" rating?

Suppose the astronomers that track these things have to create a stir evry now and again to ensure the funding keeps coming. Cause mostly the ppl who give the funding has got an iq so low you can't test it, you have to dig for it.

Potentially hazardous my arse! Two years ago there was an asteroid that passed between the moon and the earth, now that I'll agree is potentially hazardous.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A human head remains conscious for about 15 to 20 seconds after it is been decapitated.

Archeologists report that cannabis was most likely the first plant cultivated by humans. Cannabis was used for linen, paper, and garments.

Tobacco kills more Americans each year than alcohol, cocaine, crack, heroin, homicide, suicide, car accidents, fire and AIDS combined.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NOT TO BE TRIED AT HOME...



Human tonsils can bounce higher than a rubber ball of similar weight and size, but only for the first 30 minutes after they've been removed.

Rubbing Tabasco on one's upper lip before bedtime is an effective temporary cure for sleep apnea

Moths are unable to fly during an earthquake.

If an average human scrotum were stretched until all its wrinkles were smoothed out, it could hold a basketball.

Ingesting small doses of ink over an extended period of time will change your eye color slightly.

When subjected to an electric current of at least 50 volts, a cat's tail always
points toward the north.

The African black rhinoceros excretes its own weight in dung every 48 hours.

The Australian aborigine language has over 30 words for "dust."

John F. Kennedy was an accomplished ventriloquist

SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below.

Catfish are the only animals that naturally have an ODD number of whiskers.

Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Things you wont learn on the discovery channel

A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off finally succumbing to starvation.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg.

You are more likely to get attacked by a cow than a shark.

In ancient Egypt, killing a cat was a crime punishable by death

Cat urine glows under a black light.

Horses are unable to puke

Music is known to help cows with the production of milk.

Feeding alka seltzer to a seagull will cause its stomch to explode.

Cockroaches are exactly the same now as they were over 250,000,000 years ago.


Male chimpanzees are 5 times hornier than the average male human.


The poison-arrow frog has enough poison to kill over 2,000 people
A group of goats is called a "Trip".


A whale's penis is known as a "Dork".


A blue whale's testicles are as large as a volkswagon beetle.


Elephants will sometimes remain standing after they are dead.

A shrimp's heart is in their head.


In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.


A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.


Large amounts of onion can destroy your dog's red blood cells, causing anemia.

Male monkeys lose the hair on their heads in the same way men do.


A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.


It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Screechie wrote:
Male chimpanzees are 5 times hornier than the average male human.


Well that explains a lot of this country`s problems right there :)
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