The Human Firewall
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There are many types of firewalling systems out there to protect your computers and networks, but none as effective as this one. Read on and discover, using a bit of mathematics and some gooey bits from the human interaction known as "sexy time", that the firewalls we have created so far in no way compare. |
Consider the following :
One human cell contains about 75Mb or raw data inside one DNA molecule. One spermatozoon contains half of that amount of data, which is equivalent of 37.5Mb.
On average, 1 milliliter of sperm contains about 100 million spermatozoons.
The average male ejaculation lasts about 5 seconds and contains about 2.25 ml of sperm. If you take all that into consideration, the male throughput is: (37.5Mb X 100000000 X 2.25)/5 = (39321600 bytes in 1 spermatozoon X 100 million spermatozoons in 1 ml X 2.25ml)/5 seconds = 1 769 472 000 000 000 bytes per second
Or in layman terms =
Now, bear in mind that the female ovum can accept only one spermatozoon, meaning that the female ovum can survive a DDoS (Distributed Denial of Service) attack of more than 1600 Terabytes per second and in that attack accept only single packet of selected data.
We therefore conclude that the female ovum is, without a doubt, the best firewall designed ever.
The problem is that this single selected packet of data which penetrates through the firewall screws up the entire system for a full 9 months.
