Happy the Dwarf wants to buy a horse!
Happy the dwarf, with a lisp, visits a stud farm.
"I'd like to buy a horth", he says to the owner of the farm.
"What sort of horse?" asks the owner.
"A female horth," Happy replies.
So the owner shows him a mare.
"Nithe horth," says Happy, "Can I thee her eyeth?"
So the owner picks up Happy to show him the horse's eyes and puts
him down again.
"Nithe eyeth", says Happy, "Can I thee her teeth?"
Again the owner picks up Happy to show him the horse's teeth and
puts him down.
"Nithe teeth... may I now see her eerth?" Happy says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up, but again picks up Happy to show him the horse's ears and then puts him down.
"Nithe eerth," he says. "Now... can I see her twot?"
"With this, the owner picks Happy up, and, holding him by the scruff
of his neck and the back of his belt, shoves his head deep inside the
horse's veejayjay. He holds him there for a couple of seconds before
pulling him out and putting him down.
Happy shakes his head and says, "Perhaps I should weefwaze that:
"Can I see her wun awound?"
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