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# There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works. # A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light. # The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHH!!'. # At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer, you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer. # Beta. Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for "still doesn't work."
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