WSG gets hitched....
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So our most treasured WSG got married over the weekend, and here are a couple of photos for your viewing pleasure. The wedding was fantastic to say the least, the weather was great, the ceremony went off without any problems, the people were most festive, the service and food at the reception was flawless, and WantonSexGoddess looked absolutely beautiful to say the least. Most of the photos I took came out really blurry, which is rather surprising cuz I never drank that much at all... All the very best of luck, love and all the other good stuff for WSG and hubby Larry for the future from everyone here at uKrease.co.za....
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10 Commandments of Marriage
Commandment 1:
Marriages are made in heaven. But, so are thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 1000 grand!
Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9.
Marriage and love are purely matters of chemistry. That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste.
Commandment 10.
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
