Ol'Murphy strikes again...

Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

1.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some

people appear bright until you hear them speak.


2.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.


3.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who

don't.


4.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.


5.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance

of getting something right, there's a 90% probability

you'll get it wrong.


6.
If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end,

someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them,

five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.


7.
The things that come to those who wait will be the

scraggly junk left by those who got there first.


8.
The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.


9.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing

well.


10.
When you go into court, you are putting yourself into

the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to

get out of jury duty.