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#779288 +(2420)- [X] TRG : so, my mom was putting in her CD with church pics but it wouldn't work on her computer TRG : so she put it in mine TRG : now, the last thing I watched on windows media player was hardcore lesbian porn TRG : that got into the action right away TRG : so my mom puts in the cd into my computer TRG : opens up windows media players TRG : and the porn starts playing TRG : and when I realized what was happening I was like "oh fuck" TRG : but then... TRG : she goes berserk TRG : she was screaming "THIS CD HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL!!" TRG : and she took out a HAMMER TRG : and smashed the fucking CD TRG : it was the best thing ever TRG : not only was I completely off the hook TRG : you have to love the awesome displays of religious apeshit TRG : I think if god existed, he put people like my mom on this earth to entertain us
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