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Sunday, May 20 2012 @ 03:56 PM SAST

5 questions answered.....

Funny ChatsAt last...!!!

FINALLY, THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:


Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".


Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."


Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.


Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.


Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

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Authored by: Anonymous on Tuesday, September 20 2011 @ 05:26 PM SAST
Some time before, I did need to buy a car for my firm but I did not earn enough money and could not purchase anything. Thank goodness my sister proposed to try to take the home loans at trustworthy creditors. Thus, I did that and was satisfied with my term loan.

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