To all my drunken friends out there...

• Your friends accuse you of “acting weirdâ€? whenever they meet you sober.
• You start your morning by reaching to the night stand, picking up your phone, pressing re-dial, and apologizing to whoever answers.
• When the guy at the door yelled, “Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms,â€? you assumed it was someone bringing more supplies.
• Crying in your beer increases its alcohol content.
• You complain to friends that you “got really sober last night.â€? ¸
• You fall off the wagon and it backs up and runs you over a couple times.
• You think the only thing worse than warm flat keg beer on Sunday is no warm flat keg beer on Sunday.
• Your favorite dive is so dark you can’t tell when you’re blacked out.

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