There's no place like 127.0.0.1
This is a bunch of stuff relating to the localhost ip taken off bash.org. Apologies to all the non-technically minded people...
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But there's even more... I saved the best for last.
This is a transcript of the worlds dumbest hacker on an IRC channel. The original can be found here: http://www.jellyslab.com/~bteo/hacker.htm. The comments are not mine, they belong to the original poster of the dialog.
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* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#) * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop <bitchchecker> why do you kick me <bitchchecker> can't you discus normally <bitchchecker> answer! <Elch> we didn't kick you <Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#) <bitchchecker> what ping man <bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right <bitchchecker> i even have dst <bitchchecker> you banned me <bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch <HopperHunter|afk> LOL <HopperHunter|afk> shit you're stupid, DST^^ <bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST! <bitchchecker> for two weaks already <bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied. <Elch> You're a real computer expert <bitchchecker> shut up i hack you <Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^ <bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead <Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1 <Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1 <Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack <bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted <Elch> Now I'm frightened <bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone <bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead <bitchchecker> say goodbye <Elch> to whom? <bitchchecker> to you man <bitchchecker> buy buy <Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#) |
What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.
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* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop <bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone <Metanot> lol <Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1 <bitchchecker> you're so stupid man <bitchchecker> say buy buy <Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off <bitchchecker> buy buy elch * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#) |
There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.
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* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop <bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch <Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you? <Elch> What's up bitchchecker? <bitchchecker> you have a frie wal <bitchchecker> fire wall <Elch> maybe, i don't know <bitchchecker> i'm 26 <Metanot> such behaviour with 26? <Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall? <Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy <bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me <bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off <Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible. <bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man <Metanot> are you hacking yourselves? <Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me <Metanot> he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that <bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the <Metanot> what firewall do you have? <bitchchecker> like a girl <Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^ <He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time <bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er <Elch> Noo <Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off <bitchchecker> you're afraid <bitchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall <bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit wall! <Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking <bitchchecker> shut up <Metanot> lol <bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall <bitchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall |
He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.
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<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again <Metanot> bitchhacker can't hack <Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^ <bitchchecker> wort man <Elch> bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack! <Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker <bitchchecker> man do you want a virus <bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive <Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^ <Elch> 127.0.0.1 <Elch> it's easy <bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone <bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted <Elch> mom... <Elch> i'll take a look |
In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?
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<bitchchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch <Elch> that's bad <bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted <Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it <bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone |
Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.
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<bitchchecker> tupac rules <bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too |
Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted.... Or isn't it happening on my computer?
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<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol <He> why doesn't meta say anything <Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing <Black<TdV>> ^^ <bitchchecker> your d: is gone <He> go on BITCH |
The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.
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<bitchchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet <bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent |
Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?
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* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#) |
Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.
