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The Ten Commandments
Tuesday, January 09 2007 @ 11:30 AM SAST
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God went to the Zulus and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make
your lives better."
And the Zulus asked, "What are Commandments?"
"Thou shalt not kill."
"Not kill? We're not interested."
So He went to the Xhosas and said, "I have Commandments."
And the Xhosas wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and
Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are."
So He went to the Coloreds and said, "I have Commandments."
And the Coloreds wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not
steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."
He went to the Whites and said, "I have Commandments."
The Whites wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not commit
adultery."
"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."
He went to the Indians and said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"
"They're free."
"We'll take 10." |
