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Some Friday advice....
Thursday, September 28 2006 @ 09:47 PM SAST
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- If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed
- Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away
- Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink
- For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer
- A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button
- If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be too afraid to cough
- You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape
- Everyone seems normal until you get to know them
- Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom
- If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance
- And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan
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