Baked Beans

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish Sandton
building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the
elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and
says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren,@ R580.

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator,
and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Channel
No. 5,@ R620."

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination
and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks
both beautiful women in the eye, farts, then says,

"Baked beans .... R2.50."