1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a bunk bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favourite song in a shopping centre.
6. You watch the News.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 20.
This is the worst one!
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&;@# kids next door
won't turn down the music.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your pet Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take weekend naps from noon
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one.
18. Eating a kebab at 3 AM would severely upset, rather thansettle, your
stomach.
19. You go to the chemist for Panado and antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy tests.
20. A R12 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to"
replaces "I'm nevergoing to drink that much again!"
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.
Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends cause you know they'll
have the same problem.
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